Mr. Hyper Active

I have so many stories to tell, it's hard to decide which one should be next! This is going to be another Internet date but I'm pretty sure it's my last one to tell....at least for now.

Mr. Hyper Active was a BIG-o-BOY. I'm glad I'm giving these guys nicknames because I couldn't tell you what he liked to be called to save my life. I wasn't really into this dude much but I felt sorry for him. I was at a party one New Year's Eve when he text and asked what I was doing. I didn't have a date and it was a family party but when he said he was at some bar by himself, I felt bad. So, my dumb self invites him over. Have you ever met a one-upper? These types of people make me so angry. No matter what you say or what story you tell, they have one bigger and better than yours. He was a one-upper. And after 10 Min's I was tired of hearing him talk about himself. My poor family listened politely but I definitely felt the sideways glances. This boy was about 6'4" and 275 lbs. I just looked up his profile so I was correct. Ladies, when a guy says this: "I am a military/intelligence service veteran, 27yr old, 6'4, 275pnd blue-eyed mixed martial artist and "Heavy Metal Cowboy"(yeah, theres a story to that) lookn for a badass LADY!!! Tired of being that bad boy, though I was real good at it. I'm still a gentleman but I'm also Big, Loud, Crazy, and Fun. I can get a little rowdy sometimes, but I fix up well!!!" - BELIEVE HIM!! Imagine this HUGE dude chasing around your 4 year old. Holy Hannah. He was in between people's legs, running, crawling, chasing her around. She loved it. He was a big kid. But I wanted to die from embarrassment of bringing this dude around my family. It's one thing to play with her. It's another to not stop after I say "she needs to calm down and go to bed". He was throwing her up in the air..and there's not much room to go when you're in a crowded living room and you're already 6'4"! This continued for HOURS. And the party ends and guess who won't go home. EVERYONE...E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E was gone and this dude is still here chasing my kid. My mother was about to have a heart attack. My brother said well, it's about time for you to go, dontcha think? And he still stuck around. When you are that big, and SO LOUD, and you're meeting people for the first time...don't chase a lil girl through people's legs. You're 27 years old!

WHO DOES THAT?!