Mr. Shut Yo Mouth

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We're going to call this story Mr. Shut Yo Mouth because Mr. Coworker just won't do. This is a story, of a lovely lady, who had very different idea's of her own. ;o) She meets a coworker and immediately hits it off. They go out once and thoroughly enjoy themselves. They keep in touch and flirt ALL the time. He is more flirtatious outside of work but understandably so. As much as he loves to hang out and just have a good time, he let's me know that "he just doesn't date coworkers while working together. We can have fun but I won't date you." Um, OK, whatever. I'm enjoying the time we flirt and hang out. Well, one night while out with a lady friend from work, I keep getting texts from him wanting to meet up after we're done with our ladies night. We're sending texts back and forth all night when the lady coworker, we'll call her Single Mom Dos, wants to know who I'm texting. At first I play it off because we all three work together and we've been trying to keep it secret so work doesn't get awkward. She finally leans over to my phone and says "Is that Shut Yo Mouth (SYM)? Like SYM from work? Tell him you're hanging out with me (SMD)!" I'm like weird, but okay. So then SYM starts asking about SMD and if she's talking to other guys and such. Um..it's starting to be a bit obvious so I ask SMD "what's going on with you and SYM?" She tries to play it off but it becomes pretty obvious that somethings going on so we start to share stories. Turns out that SYM and SMD had been dating and talking and flirting also. But, they weren't dating exclusively because he told her "I don't date single mom's. We can hang out and flirt, but I won't date a single mom." If you're following along, I am a single mom and a coworker.. as is she. Dirt bag! Also, to make matters MORE complicated, we find out that he had asked me what I was doing for New Years Eve and because I already had plans that he wasn't thrilled about..but definitely keeping his options open...he also asked SMD to do something with him. When he found out that she was too young to do what he wanted, he then proceeded to ask yet ANOTHER coworker to go to Austin with him. All in all, he was dating three coworkers and none of us knew. After two of us yelling at him for being stupid, and trying to warn the third girl of what was going on, the third girl (Miss. Sloppy Thirds) decides that she had too much fun with him in Austin, doesn't care, and continues to date him. I hope they are very happy together! Lying to date three coworkers at the same time...

WHO DOES THAT?!