Mr. Bunny Hop

Met a guy off POF. (Hehe. You saw that coming, didn't you..) He was cute. We made plans to go out. He wanted to pick me up so I went to my friend's apartment, Mrs. Plano, for him to do so. (I'm not 100% stupid.) We went to Carson's Live in Addison. I'm starting to think that all the POF single men hang out here. I'm not even sure why. I've been there twice. Both on first dates. It was a lil awkward. Not going as smooth as you'd hope a first date would. We danced and had a few appetizers and a few drinks. He kept ordering beers for me, even though I said I'd had enough. And some shots. Finally, he got up to go to the bathroom and I gave a full beer to someone sitting next to me. I didn't want to waste it but no more means no more. He came back and ordered another round. Feeling guilty I finally said I just can't drink it and let him have it. We danced some more and then decided to call it a night. I offered to drive but he said he was fine. We get back to the apartment and he drunkenly points at me and says "Sit right there, I'll come get your door." So I do. He gets out and going in front of the truck he smiles real big with his slight buck teeth, pulls his hands up in front of him much like a begging dog, and begins to bunny hop in front of the truck and over to get my door. What posses him to bunny hop? I just don't know. He follows me up to the apartment and I try to say goodnight as he tries to shove his tongue down my throat. Finally my friend opens the door and being nice she begins to talk to the dude as he follows me in. Really? It's late by this point. I've had enough. I want to go to bed. He sits in the floor and no one's even talking to him. He stayed for what seemed like forever before he finally got up and left. Maybe he was trying to sober up? I don't know. But you don't get drunk on a first date. And the bunny hop to open the door..

WHO DOES THAT?!